The Postmodern Stone-Age Family: Matt on The Flintstones #1

July 6, 2016

FlintCoverI was baffled by DC’s Hanna Barbera reboot from the moment it was announced. Where Marvel has a tendency to announce things as throwaway gags only to have them take off (looking at you, Gwenpool!), this was DC announcing an actual publishing initiative that felt like it had to be some kind of elaborate, Andy Kaufmann-esque prank.

And yet here we are.

I haven’t read all the books — I have no recollection of Wacky Races and so don’t care about the Mad Max-ified reboot; I never got into Jonny Quest and so am skipping Future Quest despite a fondness for the creative team. I’ve read the Scooby Doo book and found myself wondering who could possibly care about it, but the main element of WTF-ness there comes from watching two sexagenarians try to write “hip” dialogue for Shaggy.

But this week I read The Flintstones #1, written by Mark Russell and drawn by Steve Pugh, with colors from Chris Chuckry and letters by Dave Sharpe. And hooooooooo boy, the WTF is off the charts on this one.

It’s not a bad book, at all. Russell is good at satire, as he demonstrated on Prez,  and Pugh’s art chops are beyond reproach. And it feels pretty clear to me what Russell’s trying to do, here: you can’t “update the Flintstones” in the sense of setting them in the modern world, because … well, for reasons that are incredibly obvious. But he’s trying to update their satire to be compatible with modern mores, and applicable to modern times. It’s actually a pretty audacious idea, and lord knows everyone involved seems completely committed to it.

But, man, this feels less like an actual comic and more like the satirical comic that would appear in the background of a Paul Verhoeven movie. I’m going to list a few scenarios about the Flintstones and you go ahead guess which one I made up.

 

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  • Fred attends a meeting of the Veterans of the Paleolithic Wars, at which one of the other attendees has a bit of a breakdown, holding his hands to his head and shouting “The poor bastards didn’t stand a chance. We set fire to their trees. When the smoke cleared, there were dead tree people everywhere!”
  • The Town of Bedrock contains such notable establishments as “Homo Erectus,” “Trey’s Bird Slavery Emporium,” and “Whammoth Bammoth Thank You Mammoth”.
  • Wilma, after being mocked at a disastrous exhibition of her handprint-based art, explains that she works in handprints because in the tribe she grew up in used to each leave a handprint on the cave wall, and only that would remain after they died on the hunt or whatever.
  • We see one of the characters stuck in a museum in the present day as a docent explains that there was a stone age city in that very spot.
  • Fred and Barney get in some wacky hijinx with Dino and Bamm-Bamm, but it’s all okay in the end.

DID YOU GUESS WHICH ONE I MADE UP???????

Here’s the thing: some of the jokes are genuinely funny. The satire lands. These creators know what they’re doing. But the cognitive dissonance of them doing it with the Flintstones really kept yanking me out of the story, again and again.

Here’s another line from Fred Flinstone–good ol’ “Yabba dabba doo, I’m on some chewable vitamins!” Fred Flintstone–in response to being asked if he believes in fate: “I don’t know, sir. I was in a war. Good soldiers died. Bad soldiers made it through without a bump. Seems like no one really controls their own fate. Maybe that’s why it’s called fate.”

Over in the DC Universe, they’re doing some kind of linewide event where everyone is sad because the characters from Watchmen made them incrementally angrier, as if that’s some kind of dramatic big deal, and meanwhile, in this other line of books, Fred Flintstone is contemplating the vagaries of fate and the emptiness of war. It is WEIRD. Again, not bad, but super, super weird.

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There’s a scene in this book where Fred and (a very attractive Steve Pugh-drawn) Wilma are invited to his boss’s house for a hot tub party. It does NOT turn into a wild, awkward sex romp … but I absolutely, 100% thought it might.

When these books were announced, the general response was “Oh, they’re doing their own Afterlife With Archie.” And the comparison makes sense–kids’ property, dropped into a genre that is decidedly unkids-like. But Afterlife With Archie never gave me the same WTFs. Reading this comic reminded me a bit of reading the first issue of the Tom Scioli/John Barber Transformers v.s G.I. Joe book: the thing that kept going through my head was “Is anyone at the licensor actually reading this thing? How is this even coming out?”

The Flintstones has a ways to go before it reaches the genuine artistic heights of TvsG, but I’m impressed that I’m even mentioning it in the same sentence. This is a book that left me a little amused, a little confused, and definitely intrigued to read the next issue.

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4 comments on “The Postmodern Stone-Age Family: Matt on The Flintstones #1

  1. daustin Jul 7, 2016

    These Hanna-Barbera reboots are amazingly trainwrecky so far. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Future Quest is great, Parker and Shaner are gold – those guys could make a great Speedball comic. But Scooby was both dumb and dull, and while Wacky Raceland was impressively bananas, it’s still pretty terrible and I couldn’t justify spending any real money on it (maybe a Comixology .99 cent sale just to gawk at the insanity?). Mark Russell is a talented guy, and his Prez was far better than it should have been, but who the hell is this for? I love me some Mad Men, but I have about zero desire to see that world translated into a subpar paleolithic Honeymoooners knockoff. Hopefully this will make Russell enough money to go do an interesting book for another publisher, but I wouldn’t count on it.

  2. Afterlife with Archie had, like, incest. (and Cthulhu marrying a teenager) I don’t really see how this is weirder.

    Maybe it’s because I genuinely disliked the cartoons when I was a kid (not as much as I did The Jetsons), but I liked the comic.

  3. Dan Coyle Jul 7, 2016

    After this post- and several people on my Facebook feed- I tracked down this comic and wa-hey, this is really good. I was left with an ear-to-ear grin by the end.

    The satire about the working class being abused by the middle class is spot on. The scene where Wilma talks about why she loves handprint paintings is moving. The Pugh art is nice.

    Wacky Raceland begins en media res, then jumps back to a few hours ago, THEN on the next page jumps back a year or so. The jumps back to the present. You know, this was the one I was most excited about… but it turns out Leonardo Manco has completely lost any ability to tell a story. I think if they had hired someone who remembers how to lay out a page comprehensibly, we might be in business.

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